Him for Me

Wahoo. (Wahoo.)
Wahoo. (Wahoo.)

I see you playin' pool
With the new boy that you met from school.
He's calling all the shots,
And I can tell that you think he's hot.
I don't know how you fall in love so fast.
(Fall in love so fast.)
And then you call up crying
Wondering why it never lasts.
(Why it never lasts.)
Well, I do...
I think you do, too.

Wahoo. (Wahoo.)
Wahoo. (Wahoo.)

One and one, they make it two.
Add one more one and make it three.
Why is it so hard for you to see
That he's nothing but a stupid tramp:
Can't keep his dick inside his pants?
I think it's time you leave
Him for me.

It's a pity that you really,
That you really think he'll change.
Treading water just gets harder
Every second that you waste.

Wahoo. (Wahoo.)
Wahoo. (Wahoo.)

[Well] a subtle hint, a bill-board sign,
I don't know what it'd take just to make you mine.
Why is it so hard for you to see
That he's nothing but a stupid tramp:
Can't keep his dick inside his pants?
I think it's time you leave
Him for me.

Wahoo. (Wahoo.)
Wahoo. (Wahoo.)
Wahoo. (Wahoo.)
Wahoo. (Wahoo.)