London Underground

Some people might like to get a train to work,
or drive in in a beamah or a merc ,
Some guys like to travel in by bus,
but i can't be bothered with the fuss.
Today i'm gotta take my bike ,
cause once again the tubes on strike;
the greedy bastards want extra pay
for sitting on theire ass all day,
even tought they earn 30K.

So i'm standing here in the pooring rain,
were the fuck is my fucking train ?

London underground (london underground)
There all lazy fucking useless cunst.
London underground (london underground)
They're all greedy cunst
i wanna shoot them all with a rifle.

All they say is 'please mind the doors'
and they learn that on the two-day course.
this job could be done by a four-year-old.
they just leave us freezing in the cold.

What you smell is what you get,
Burger King and piss and sweat.
You roaste to death in the boiling heat,
with tourist treading on your feet.
and chewing gum on every seat.

So don't tell me to mind the gap,
i want my fucking money back !

London underground (london underground)
There all lazy fucking useless cunst.
London underground (london underground)
They're all greedy cunst
i wanna shoot them all with a rifle.

Lalalala
Lalalala

The floors are sticky,
and the seats are damp,
every platform has a fuking tramp.
But the drivers get the day of when,
we're all late for work again.


London underground (london underground)
wa-wa-wankers, theire all wankers.
London underground (london underground)
Take your oyster card and shove it up your asshole .



with love .