God Created Women

(Bruce Burch - Franny Romeo - Lisa Webb)

It was a man's world for a day and a half
Adam had a garden for a bachelor pad
But something was missing in his paradise
Then along came eve, the apple of his eye
Without hesitation he gave into temptation.

'Cause God created woman to raise a little Cain
Gave her a softer side, put fire into her eyes to drive a man insane
He knew what he was doing, 'cause history has proven
Since God created woman man's never been the same.

Old Christopher Columbus would have never set sail
Without a little push from Isabel
Alexander Graham invented the phone
So his wife could ring a bell when she wanted his home
Some feminine persistence can make a world of difference.

Since God created woman man's never been the same

God created woman to raise a little Cain
Gave her a softer side, put fire into her eyes to drive a man insane
He knew what he was doing, 'cause history has proven
Since god created woman man's never been the same.

--- Instrumental ---

It's all a part of the plan, for the good of every man.

'Cause God created woman to raise a little Cain
Gave her a softer side, put fire into her eyes to drive a man insane
He knew what he was doing, 'cause history has proven
Since god created woman man's never been the same.

Since God created woman man's never been the same...